Thursday, March 14, 2013

Filled Under:

VONHELTON THE TIME-TRAVELING VAMPIRE

Known simply as VonHelton, this enigmatic figure suggests he might be part vampire, but asserts he is 100% time traveler. He has provided proof of his time travel prowess by lining up side-by-side photographs of himself starting in a studio in 1857 England, with stops in 1916 France, 1945 Berlin, and ending in the modern day in front of an American flag. Is he, in fact, a time traveler? Or is his "vampire gene" keeping him immortal?


2 comments:

  1. Look at the ears.
    These are different individuals.

    ReplyDelete
  2. He is pedophile.

    ReplyDelete