Monday, August 29, 2011

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What Women Really Mean, When They Say

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine.”

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying F–YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.


Updated...More..

10 Things women say and what they mean: 
  • "I'm Fine"= Things are not fine and I’m mad at you.
  • "Fine, Do whatever you like I'm cool with it" = No I'm not fine with it, I dare you to do it.
  • "We need to do this(or that)" = I WANT to do this (or that)
  • "We need to talk" = I need to complain and I expect you to listen.
  • "I like your friends, but..." = I hate your friends.
  • "I really like that guy's hair" = I hate yours.
  • "I'll be ready in a minute" = Let me do my hair, make up, and try on a couple more dresses.
  • "Am I fat?" = Just tell me iI'm beautiful. If you don't you are in deep shit.
  • "Are you listening to me?" = You are so dead.
  • "Yes, Maybe, No" = No, No, No.
Ladies....is this TRUE?


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7 comments:

  1. I so much like this post :D

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  2. You are so right but how about men dictionary

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  3. I really like this statements''sorry facts about woman'' so true.

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  4. "i think i'm falling for you"- i already love you but I'm afraid you might not say it back..

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