Sunday, September 14, 2014

The phrase "I don't give a f*ck" originated in 1790

A 1790 poem by George Tucker has a father upset with his bookish son say "I'd not give [a fuck] for all you've read". Originally printed as "I'd not give ------ for all you've read", scholars agree that the words "a fuck" were removed, making the poem the first recorded instance of the now-common phrase "I don't give a fuck". In 1837, the first instance of the phrase "go fuck yourself" or its variants was recorded when a woman who told a group to "go fuck themselves" was charged with the crime of obscenity. Another common figurative use of fuck ("to cheat, victimize, or betray") was first recorded in 1866, when an unnamed court witness swore to hearing another man saying he would be "fucked out of his money" by another man. Farmer and Henley's 1893 dictionary of slang notes both the adverbial and adjectival forms offuck as similar to but "more violent" than bloody and indicating extreme insult, respectively.

Some NYC taxis that are actually undercover cop cars

Taxi cabs in New York are sometimes undercover cop cars 

Henry Hale Bliss, first person killed by a motor vehicle accident in the United States

Henry Hale Bliss (June 13, 1830 – September 14, 1899) was the first person killed by a motor vehicle accident in the United States, and the first known in the Americas.On September 13, 1899 he was disembarking from a streetcar at West 74th Street and Central Park West in New York City, when an electric-powered taxicab (Automobile No. 43) struck him and crushed his head and chest. He died from his injuries the next morning.

Friday, September 12, 2014


World's Coolest Dad

Someone's father sent this to them.

50+ Plus Good morning Text Messages

They say good morning text messages are good for your soul. They enhance joy and relieve stress. Well, here are 50 good morning text ideas for you to play around with!

  1. Welcome a New Day with a Smile on your Lips and a Good Thought in your Heart.
  2. Breathe.
    Let Go.
    And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure. Good Morning
  3. Lovely wishes 2 a Lovely Person on a Lovely Day.
  4. Always ask God to give you what you deserve & not what you desire.
    Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.
    Have a Great Day!
  5. Someday somehow whatever you prayed for will come true
    it may not be in the exact package you wanted
    but it'll be what God thinks is best for you.
    Have Faith Today.
  6. Confidence comes naturally with success.
    But success comes only
    to those who are confident
    so, begin your day with confidence.
  7. You can’t bring back yesterday,
    You can’t look into tomorrow.
    So the only gift you have is today.
    That is why it’s called the present.
  8. You have a cute yawn on your face,
    A cup of coffee in your hands.
    All that remains is a good morning message from me.
    Have a great morning!
    TIP: Here are 2000 questions you must ask your partner! Know your partner's inner feelings and secret desires.
  9. There are many stars but the Moon is U,
    There are many friends but the Best is U,
    To forget Me is up to U,
    To forget U is something I’ll never do!
    ***Good Morning***!
  10. I'm thinking of you
    And wish you a great day
    I want the best for you
    and hope things go your way.
  11. Sweet be the home where you tarry,
    Light be the load that you carry.
    Smooth be the road where you proceed,
    Happy be the day that you foresee!
  12. A smile is -
    The lighting system of the face,
    The cooling system of the brain
    The healing system of the heart.
    Keep smiling always.
    Have a Nice Day
  13. A Morning is like a True Friend
    You can’t have them with you always
    But you can be sure they’ll be around
    When you wake up today, tomorrow and forever
    Good Morning, My Friend!
  14. God will not give you a burden you can’t handle.
    So, if you find yourself in a mess that’s impossible,
    Take it as a compliment - God thinks you can do it!
    Good morning!
  15. The Sun peeps through the curtains
    And sees us wrapped
    In each other’s arms.
    Good Morning my Love!
  16. You are the light of my world,
    The music in my heart and
    The first thought of my day.
    Good Morning My Dear.
  17. A cup of hot hello,
    A plate of crispy wishes,
    A spoon of sweet smiles &
    A slice of great success - for u
    Enjoy they day!
    ***Good Morning***!
  18. Morning is not only the start of a new day
    but a miracle of God
    that says darkness will always be followed by light.
    Have Hope and a very Good Day.
  19. Every sunset gives us,
    One day less to live!
    But every sunrise give us,
    One day more to hope!
    So, hope for the best.
    Good Day Good Luck And Good Morning
  20. A breeze awakens the earth.
    The sun colors the sky.
    The birds enliven the world.
    Have a Beautiful Morning!
  21. A smile to start your day,
    A prayer to bless your way.
    A song to lighten your burden
    A message to wish you good day
    Good Morning!
  22. Knock!!!Knock!!!
    May I come into your world?
    I bring no flowers, No cakes,
    But wishes to keep you fresh,
    Prayer to keep you healthy,
    And love to keep you smiling…
    Good Morning….
  23. Night has ended yesterday,
    morning brings another day.
    May you smile like the sunny rays
    and leave your worries at the bright blue bay.
    Good Morning!
  24. It makes me so happy,
    this is what I’m gonna do,
    Send a good morning message
    right back to you,
    Good Morning my Friend.
  25. 5 Steps to a Lovely Morning:
    Open your eyes.
    Take a deep breath.
    Throw aside the covers.
    Get up from bed.
    And read my message.
    Good Morning my love.
  26. New day, new blessing. Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness.....
    Good Morning...
  27. All mornings are like Paintings: You need a little inspiration to get going, the outline of a smile on your face and a message from someone who cares to color your day. Good Morning.
  28. Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes. Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones, Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day...
    Good Morning!
  29. Every bad situation has something positive...Even a Clock that has stopped is correct twice a day. So have faith and face the day. Good Morning!
  30. I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!
  31. Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone who cares. Good Morning!
  32. One of the joys in life is waking up each day with the thought that somewhere, someone cares enough to send you a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
  33. Smile can open a heart faster than
    a key can open a door..So brighten the world with your smiles. Good Morning!
  34. God gives us dreams at night so that we can turn them into reality during the day. Good Morning and have a successful day.
  35. On the dark horizon soon
    new light rays will appear.
    They will signify to all the world
    a brand new day is here
    Good Morning
  36. A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, whether Cloudy or Sunny.
    It stands for Hope, giving us another start at what we call Life.
    Have a Good Morning & a Nice Day.
  37. Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be Good Morning to you my love!
  38. Do you know how good it feels to wake up every day
    And know that you are mine
    And I am yours?
    Good Morning and Love You.
  39. Night has gone and the moon too,
    The sun has risen on a sky so blue
    Open your eyes,
    There’s a message for you – Good Morning!
  40. May you notice the beauty of the morning,
    See the glory of the sunshine, feel the moments
    of the day and hear from a friend who cares. Good Morning!
  41. Did you feel a little warm in the morning?
    I sent you a couple of hugs in my thoughts! Good Morning my Sweet!
  42. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
    Live the life you have imagined.
    Have a Good Morning and a Great Day!
  43. As you wake up today, ask yourself what you would be,
    And then go out and do what you have to do. Have a Great Morning!
  44. Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.”
    Good Morning and a Great Day!
  45. It takes only a moment to be kind, but the result can last a lifetime.
    Thanks for your many acts of kindness…Good Morning to You!
  46. Always keep
    your words
    soft and
    and sweet,
    just in
    case you
    have to
    eat them.
    good morning!
  47. If the bus doesn’t move…
    Start walking!
    Here’s the message-
    Stop complaining, do something.
    Good Morning and Enjoy your day.
  48. When we think about problems they grow double; but when we laugh about them, they become bubbles. Quit worrying and Good Morning!
  49. Train your mouth and heart such that you can say the right way for the right reasons. Good Morning and have a Good Day!
  50. Let go of what kills you. And hold on to what keeps you breathing. Good Morning!
  51. Anyone can slay a dragon, but try waking up every morning and loving the world all over again. That’s what takes a real hero. God bless and Good Morning!

What it looks like when you take the metal tops off of gas stove burners

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Marriage proposal gone wrong

When an unnamed man from New Mexico planned on proposing marriage to his girlfriend he hid the ring in her milkshake. Unfortunately for him she must have been really thirsty that day and his proposal was obviously delayed until the ring completed its journey.

More Than a Toothache

Apparently Patrick Lawler thought it was just a toothache. Imagine the dentist’s surprise when he found a nail passing from the roof of his mouth all the way up into his brain.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

The Simpsons vs Apple

The Simpsons VS Apple.... two things I adore personally. Big fan of the show and I also consider myself a tech geek.

The majority of commentary during a sports game.

If you have ever sat down to watch a sporting event and paid close attention to the commentary then I'm pretty sure you get this... 

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Caught cheating

This woman was caught cheating, she was set up by both of her lovers.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

You Can Rent a Boyfriend

Believe it or not, you can actually rent a boyfriend in China and Japan. There are companies(300 to be exact) that offer you a wide selection of young men for rent. Seen it all, heard it all, this has to be one the craziest ideas but it's actually been a bit successful as of late. The base rate is $90 a day!


A convenient checklist of common phrases to avoid when in the company of women (including your wife, mother, sister, girlfriend).

1. Relax.
2. Can't you see that you're just torturing yourself for no reason?
3. Who taught you how to parallel park?
4. If you think it's worth it then I guess it must be worth it.
5. Don't make such a big deal about everything.
6. How could you NOT think that was absolutely hilarious? It was, hands-down, the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life. You have no sense of humor. Seriously.
7. You already know how I feel about you. Why do you keep asking?
8. I'll get to it when I get to it.
9. It's not a competition.
10. Calm down.
11. Next time, try buying shoes that fit.
12. You look fine. It's not like you're the center of attention anyhow.
13. I think a "real feminist" wouldn't act the way you're acting.
14. Get over it.
15. Maybe that's what you heard, but it's not what I said.
16. Whoa, you're so sensitive.
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Based on a post on Psychology Today.


Lies, lies, lies. We've all told at least a few, we all hate being lied to. We watch as our closest friends lie right to our face while we know the truth and yet.....we ask ourselves...." why?"

Here are the 6 main reasons

  • Fear of Harm: The easiest reason to understand why we lie is for self protection, including self deception, to prevent harm to ourselves. This harm can be either physical or mental.

  •  Fear of Conflict: To some degree, we all fear having an argument.

  • Fear of Punishment: When growing up, how often did we lie about how well we did in school, or who started a fight? How often do we cover up our mistakes and transgressions?

    • Fear of Rejection: Sometimes, our insecurities are the foundation of why we lie to each other, because we want to be remain popular in our relationships. Typically, it is harmless boasting to make ourselves appear more admirable to other people.

    • Fear of Loss: This is usually the loss of personal objects, such as money or expensive valuables. Greed is the foundation for this reason and can be found in each of us. We often lie to make ourselves more desirable to other people too. Most common, people lie for fear of losing an opportunity to have sex. Other times, when our self esteem starts to decline, we even lie to ourselves as means to prevent loss of morale.

  • Altruistic Reasons: We often lie to help our friends and loved ones. How often do we flatter someone just to make them feel better? This is the only selfless reason why we lie. 

  • Despite all the technical reasons why people lie, it all boils down to this:

    The fundamental reason why people lie is because it mostly works.

    Breast Milk may kill cancer

    There are many things that can used to heal or cure sickness & human breast milk has been said to be one of them.  According to a recent study, Swedish researchers were able to kill a tumor cell with ingredients from human breast milk. Who would have thought!?

    Lund University and the University of Gothenburg which are both located in Sweden,  suggest that breast milk can  possibly kill cancer cells because of a substance known as HAMLET (human Alpha-lactalbumin made lethal to tumor cells), found in human breast milk!