Wednesday, January 4, 2012

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What Guys Really Mean

1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime." 
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out." 

2. He Says: "I'll call you later." 
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now." 

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy." 
He Means: "I screwed her over, and she got upset." 

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours." 
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?" 

5. He Says: "It's a long story." 
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad." 

 He Says: "That's a new look." 
He Means: "You look weird." 

7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?" 
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?" 

8. He Says: "That's not what I meant." 
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud." 

9. He Says: "It's fine." 
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it." 

10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?" 
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again." 

Wait, there's more

  • "It's a guy thing" =  There's nothing really behind the saying except you'll have no chance of making it logical.
  • "That's very interesting honey" = Damn, are you still talking?
  • "I'm not lost, I'm a human GPS" = We'll probably never see the real world again. 
  • "You know I only love you" = I'm finally used to the yelling and screaming, so I give up.
  • "You look great!" = Please don't try on another dress or else I'll kill myself.
  • "That was an amazing movie" = Everything blew up, had tons of beautiful women and super hot cars.
  • "Oh man I cut myself. It's not a big deal, I'll be okay" = I will never let her know I'm slowly dying inside from severed arteries.
  • "Why do you work so hard? Take a break." =  The vacuum is preventing me from listening to what the commentators on ESPN are saying.
  • "I always forget things, you know how it is" = I remember my first kiss, my first GF, the score of the first arcade game I ever played but can't remember your birthday.
  • "I'm really tired today" = You didn't want to put out the last few days, so I took care of my own business.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN ADD? What are somethings Guys say but mean something totally different, leave your answers in the comments and I may feature yours in this post. LEAVE your Twitter name as well!

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  1. Threesome = 3 people
    Twosome = 2 people
    Handsome = 1 guy & his hand

  2. Let's hang = let's f*ck

  3. "mmhmm", "don't you hate that", "yeah", "ooh". "that sucks" = I didn't hear a word you said and when you mention this later I won't be able to recall any of this conversation and will assume i was heavily intoxicated when it took place.

  4. we should study together tonight= we should fuck tonight

  5. She's just a Friend = Me and her used to fuck but its no big Deal; even though I can styll get her to fuck me