What Women Really Mean, When They Say

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine.”

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying F–YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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10 Things women say and what they mean: 

• "I'm Fine"= Things are not fine and I’m mad at you.

• "Fine, Do whatever you like I'm cool with it" = No I'm not fine with it, I dare you to do it.

• "We need to do this(or that)" = I WANT to do this (or that)

• "We need to talk" = I need to complain and I expect you to listen.

• "I like your friends, but..." = I hate your friends.

• "I really like that guy's hair" = I hate yours.

• "I'll be ready in a minute" = Let me do my hair, make up, and try on a couple more dresses.

• "Am I fat?" = Just tell me iI'm beautiful. If you don't you are in deep shit.

• "Are you listening to me?" = You are so dead.

• "Yes, Maybe, No" = No, No, No.

Ladies....is this TRUE?

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49) No Name (Colorado, USA)

48) Hooker (Oklahoma, USA)

47) Odd (West Virginia, USA)

46) Normal (Illinois, USA)

45) Okay (Oklahoma, USA)

44) Plain City (Utah, USA)

43) Embarrass (Minnesota, USA)

42) Bird in Hand (Pennsylvania, USA)

41) Hygiene (Colorado, USA)

40) Looneyville (Texas, USA)

39) Gravesend (England)

38) Whiskey Dick Mountain (Washington State, USA)

37) Hell (Michigan, USA)

36) Disappointment (Kentucky, USA)

35) Middelfart (Denmark)

34) Wetwang (England)

33) Lolita (Texas, USA)

32) Shetland Islands (Scotland)

31) Cockburn (Western Australia)

30) Dollarbeg (Scotland)

29) Wagga Wagga (Australia)

28) Can do (North Dakota, USA)

27) Ass (Ukraine)

26) Gayville (South Dakota, USA)

25) My Large Intestine (Texas, USA)

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23) Pussy creek (Ohio, USA)

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9) Climax (Michigan, USA)

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7) Blowhard (Australia)

6) Why (Arizona, USA)

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Bill Gates:

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Oprah:

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WALMART: 

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