Sunday, September 14, 2014
The phrase "I don't give a f*ck" originated in 1790
Some NYC taxis that are actually undercover cop cars
Henry Hale Bliss, first person killed by a motor vehicle accident in the United States
Friday, September 12, 2014
50+ Plus Good morning Text Messages
- Welcome a New Day with a Smile on your Lips and a Good Thought in your Heart.
- Breathe.
Let Go.
And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure. Good Morning
- Lovely wishes 2 a Lovely Person on a Lovely Day.
- Always ask God to give you what you deserve & not what you desire.
Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.
Have a Great Day!
- Someday somehow whatever you prayed for will come true
it may not be in the exact package you wanted
but it'll be what God thinks is best for you.
Have Faith Today.
- Confidence comes naturally with success.
But success comes only
to those who are confident
so, begin your day with confidence.
- You can’t bring back yesterday,
You can’t look into tomorrow.
So the only gift you have is today.
That is why it’s called the present.
- You have a cute yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hands.
All that remains is a good morning message from me.
Have a great morning!TIP: Here are 2000 questions you must ask your partner! Know your partner's inner feelings and secret desires.
- There are many stars but the Moon is U,
There are many friends but the Best is U,
To forget Me is up to U,
To forget U is something I’ll never do!
***Good Morning***!
- I'm thinking of you
And wish you a great day
I want the best for you
and hope things go your way.
- Sweet be the home where you tarry,
Light be the load that you carry.
Smooth be the road where you proceed,
Happy be the day that you foresee!
- A smile is -
The lighting system of the face,
The cooling system of the brain
The healing system of the heart.
Keep smiling always.
Have a Nice Day
- A Morning is like a True Friend
You can’t have them with you always
But you can be sure they’ll be around
When you wake up today, tomorrow and forever
Good Morning, My Friend!
- God will not give you a burden you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess that’s impossible,
Take it as a compliment - God thinks you can do it!
Good morning!
- The Sun peeps through the curtains
And sees us wrapped
In each other’s arms.
Good Morning my Love!
- You are the light of my world,
The music in my heart and
The first thought of my day.
Good Morning My Dear.
- A cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success - for u
Enjoy they day!
***Good Morning***!
- Morning is not only the start of a new day
but a miracle of God
that says darkness will always be followed by light.
Have Hope and a very Good Day.
- Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day Good Luck And Good Morning
- A breeze awakens the earth.
The sun colors the sky.
The birds enliven the world.
Have a Beautiful Morning!
- A smile to start your day,
A prayer to bless your way.
A song to lighten your burden
A message to wish you good day
Good Morning!
- Knock!!!Knock!!!
May I come into your world?
I bring no flowers, No cakes,
But wishes to keep you fresh,
Prayer to keep you healthy,
And love to keep you smiling…
Good Morning….
- Night has ended yesterday,
morning brings another day.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leave your worries at the bright blue bay.
Good Morning!
- It makes me so happy,
this is what I’m gonna do,
Send a good morning message
right back to you,
Good Morning my Friend.
- 5 Steps to a Lovely Morning:
Open your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Throw aside the covers.
Get up from bed.
And read my message.
Good Morning my love.
- New day, new blessing. Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness.....
Good Morning...
- All mornings are like Paintings: You need a little inspiration to get going, the outline of a smile on your face and a message from someone who cares to color your day. Good Morning.
- Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes. Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones, Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day...
Good Morning!
- Every bad situation has something positive...Even a Clock that has stopped is correct twice a day. So have faith and face the day. Good Morning!
- I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!
- Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone who cares. Good Morning!
- One of the joys in life is waking up each day with the thought that somewhere, someone cares enough to send you a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
- Smile can open a heart faster than
a key can open a door..So brighten the world with your smiles. Good Morning!
- God gives us dreams at night so that we can turn them into reality during the day. Good Morning and have a successful day.
- On the dark horizon soon
new light rays will appear.
They will signify to all the world
a brand new day is here
Good Morning
- A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, whether Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope, giving us another start at what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & a Nice Day.
- Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be Good Morning to you my love!
- Do you know how good it feels to wake up every day
And know that you are mine
And I am yours?
Good Morning and Love You.
- Night has gone and the moon too,
The sun has risen on a sky so blue
Open your eyes,
There’s a message for you – Good Morning!
- May you notice the beauty of the morning,
See the glory of the sunshine, feel the moments
of the day and hear from a friend who cares. Good Morning!
- Did you feel a little warm in the morning?
I sent you a couple of hugs in my thoughts! Good Morning my Sweet!
- Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined.
Have a Good Morning and a Great Day!
- As you wake up today, ask yourself what you would be,
And then go out and do what you have to do. Have a Great Morning!
- Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.”
Good Morning and a Great Day!
- It takes only a moment to be kind, but the result can last a lifetime.
Thanks for your many acts of kindness…Good Morning to You!
- Always keep
your words
soft and
and sweet,
just in
case you
have to
eat them.
good morning!
- If the bus doesn’t move…
Start walking!
Here’s the message-
Stop complaining, do something.
Good Morning and Enjoy your day.
- When we think about problems they grow double; but when we laugh about them, they become bubbles. Quit worrying and Good Morning!
- Train your mouth and heart such that you can say the right way for the right reasons. Good Morning and have a Good Day!
- Let go of what kills you. And hold on to what keeps you breathing. Good Morning!
- Anyone can slay a dragon, but try waking up every morning and loving the world all over again. That’s what takes a real hero. God bless and Good Morning!
Marriage proposal gone wrong
More Than a Toothache
Thursday, September 11, 2014
The Simpsons vs Apple
The majority of commentary during a sports game.
Caught cheating
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
You Can Rent a Boyfriend
Believe it or not, you can actually rent a boyfriend in China and Japan. There are companies(300 to be exact) that offer you a wide selection of young men for rent. Seen it all, heard it all, this has to be one the craziest ideas but it's actually been a bit successful as of late. The base rate is $90 a day!
16 THINGS WOMEN HATE TO HEAR!
A convenient checklist of common phrases to avoid when in the company of women (including your wife, mother, sister, girlfriend).
1. Relax.
2. Can't you see that you're just torturing yourself for no reason?
3. Who taught you how to parallel park?
4. If you think it's worth it then I guess it must be worth it.
5. Don't make such a big deal about everything.
6. How could you NOT think that was absolutely hilarious? It was, hands-down, the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life. You have no sense of humor. Seriously.
7. You already know how I feel about you. Why do you keep asking?
8. I'll get to it when I get to it.
9. It's not a competition.
10. Calm down.
11. Next time, try buying shoes that fit.
12. You look fine. It's not like you're the center of attention anyhow.
13. I think a "real feminist" wouldn't act the way you're acting.
14. Get over it.
15. Maybe that's what you heard, but it's not what I said.
16. Whoa, you're so sensitive.
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Based on a post on Psychology Today.
6 REASONS WHY PEOPLE LIE
Lies, lies, lies. We've all told at least a few, we all hate being lied to. We watch as our closest friends lie right to our face while we know the truth and yet.....we ask ourselves...." why?"
Here are the 6 main reasons
- Fear of Harm: The easiest reason to understand why we lie is for self protection, including self deception, to prevent harm to ourselves. This harm can be either physical or mental.
- Fear of Rejection: Sometimes, our insecurities are the foundation of why we lie to each other, because we want to be remain popular in our relationships. Typically, it is harmless boasting to make ourselves appear more admirable to other people.
- Fear of Loss: This is usually the loss of personal objects, such as money or expensive valuables. Greed is the foundation for this reason and can be found in each of us. We often lie to make ourselves more desirable to other people too. Most common, people lie for fear of losing an opportunity to have sex. Other times, when our self esteem starts to decline, we even lie to ourselves as means to prevent loss of morale.
Despite all the technical reasons why people lie, it all boils down to this:
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Breast Milk may kill cancer
There are many things that can used to heal or cure sickness & human breast milk has been said to be one of them. According to a recent study, Swedish researchers were able to kill a tumor cell with ingredients from human breast milk. Who would have thought!?
Lund University and the University of Gothenburg which are both located in Sweden, suggest that breast milk can possibly kill cancer cells because of a substance known as HAMLET (human Alpha-lactalbumin made lethal to tumor cells), found in human breast milk!